"Aye you gyal ina de tight up shawts...

...ya speed up ten more beats to me heart?"

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Stories like this make journalism seem like a piece of cake...I'm actually feeling a little iffy about posting this. The story itself: far from news. The story actually makng headlines: NEWS! There are ALOT more important things going on (Jeez, this is SO hypocritical...I gotta make sure I post something newsworthy later on today)